Bowlowia

Now that the war is over, Mustachia is sending it’s now full military into Xenan waters, to squash the rebels. The island of Xena is not doing so well anymore. Mustachia calls Xena just another rebel association. Although they claimed an entire island. Mustachia is blocking all sorts of help and trade and exit with a blockade around Xena. Troops are marching  through. Xena’s government has fallen, and the (non-official) country has fallen. Mustachia is now only hunting the few isolationists that remain in hiding, like Sculpin, who has avoided capture for a long time now.

With the pressings against the island/country of Bowlowia, Blobfishia has announced that it is Pro-Bowlowia. Blobfishia thinks that Bowlowia would be a good addition to the Union. Although, Blobfishia is not able to send Bowlowia any sort of help. For Blobfishia is 100 million cheese in debt. Bowlowia is also 1 million cheese in debt. However, Blobfishia is hosting campaigns for the freedom of Bowlowia.

After Blobfishia manages to rouse the public, and cause riots and protests to take place, Mustachia as decided to respond by holding the attacks on Bowlowia. Mustachia has not announced they are permanent, but the truce will last until sunday morning. Mustachia has released it’s blockade on Xena, and allowed trades and movements all throughout Bowlowia. If they protests continue, Mustachia may stop the attacks entirely. “I *crying noises* WANT *crying noises* MY *crying noises* Land *crying noises* BACK *crying noises*” Says Frotato, president of Mustachia. Bowlowia has sent a thank you letter to Blobfishia for helping Bowlowia containing 100 cheese. “It’s not much, but it’s what we can do.” Says Sculpin, one of the aristocrata, in his newly organized and rebuilt office. Bowlowia has reorganized the country, and fixed the government with the help of the new truce. Sculpin has even gotten the title of lord thanks to Established Titles. Bowlowia may become a permanent part of the Tophatian Union, thanks to Blobfishia.

Blobfishia will give Bowlowia 1 billion dollars, even though Blobfishia is deep in debt. Blobfishia really wants Bowlowia to win this war, even if it means that they are really deep in debt. They are going against the country that they are neighboring, Mustachia, but Queen Blobfish doesn’t seem to care.

Croaksford university, on the island of Xena, by Xena’s biggest lake, Croakitia (Croakitia is a common name), (of the Bowlowian forests, Mustachia’s biggest national park, and one of the Tophatian Unions most famous parks, among others like Lake Blue) have discovered that in it’s deepest depths, 3,268 meters, after realizing that there is a small underwater saltwater spring in an underwater cave, have discovered a small population of newly discovered bumpy snail fish, which quickly became a pop sensation of Xena, with thousands of shirts, toys, signs, and other souvenirs for the bumpy snailfish. The bumpy snailfish even became a logo for Xena’s attempted removal from Mustachia union, with a drawing of the bumpy snailfish, and the saying “Let us swim free.”

Frotato has declared, after outrage by the public and the “let us swim free” campaign, that Mustachia will completely stop the attacks on Bowlowia. And Mustachia will give Bowlowia all freedom once Bowlowia can pay off all of it’s debt to Mustachia. “This may be an easy task, thanks to Blobfishia’s gratuitous gifting.” Says Sculpin, relieved that Mustachia has stopped it’s relentless attacking completely.

Blobfishia will be paying off Bowlowia’s debt so that they can become a country, even though Blobfishia is more than 1 billion in debt. Experts criticize Blobfishia’s move. Queen Blobfish has stated, “What’s a little bit more in debt? We’re already in debt, why not be a little bit more in debt? We want Bowlowia to become a country.”

Thanks to Blobfishia overspending Bowlowia is proud to announce that it is officially recognized as a country by the entire Tophatian Union. Mustachia now also allows Bowlowia to be a full governing body in the Tophat Archapeligo. Bowlowia has also made the Bumpy Snailfish it’s official animal. Bowlowia now proudly displays the Bumpy Snailfish across it’s government halls.