Cheese Shortage in Blobfishia Coming to an End

On March 26, 2025, the Great Blobfishian Cheese Shortage has at last come to an end. Many blobfish are relieved. Tophatia has agreed to release all blobfish that were put in jail because of the cheese shortage because they were in a dire situation. “We are relieved,” One prisoner blobfish told us. “We could simply not afford the cheese. There was not enough. Otherwise, I would never dream of breaking the law.” Many other blobfish that were put in prison agree. The shortage has come to an end thanks to Tophatia and Mustachia’s hard work with importing cheese. A special shout out to Mustachia, who imported nearly one million tons of cheese. Cheese prices have come way down back to normal. It looks like this disaster has finally come to an end.