Gordian War Finaly ends

The war against Gordium finally came to an end when we sent in even more troops into their capital to capture all of their leaders. We captured 2 out of 3 of their most important people, and Gordium’s capital was running out of supplies. They finally surrendered. This war has been going on for about 1 year. It ended at 6:48 A.M., September 12, 2025. Queen Blobfish has stated, “This is a huge accomplishment for us. I expect no more trouble anytime soon from Gordium. Maybe they have learned their lesson. I will celebrate the end of the war with a big party with cheese! Everyone is invited!” We will also be holding memorial services for the dead. On the same day, Osama Bin Blobin, the leader of D.E.A.T.H., was captured when Georgia’s gang of hobos raided it. They turned him in to the police. D.E.A.T.H. has been shut down, and all production has stopped. This is a major accomplishment.