Hobo war

The hobo war that we were all expecting has finally broke out when Evelyn’s gang stole a potato from Georgia’s gang, and Georgia got mad. Georgia’s gang stole a potato from The Hand, and they declared war, and it is now a three way war. The Blobfishian city of Aitahpot has been evacuated due to the war, since Evelyn’s gang has taken over the city. Residents have been evacuated to the city of McBlob, which has generously offered refuge, stating, “No bloblem.” Experts believe the war will last a month or two. The Hand’s base is no doubt on Tiny Island.

Due to the Hobo war a small fight in northern Tophatia has broken out. What happened was that a little blobfish asked a hobo why his nose was so long and the little blobfish didn’t know he was a hobo. The hobo tried to trip her up on the sidewalk, and in order to protect the Mothers daughter, she had to trip the Hobo so he didn’t trip her daughter. The mother flopped away with her little blobfish and called 123 and the Hobo called for backup. Then the police started tazing a couple hobos and they took them in for questioning. We captured Costco Donut, William Crimer, and Lilly Dumb. All three would not spill anything, no secrete plans, no hideout locations, no nothing.