Hobo gangs

Evelyn Grissom has been confirmed not dead, and she has also been confirmed as a hobo. She is burning things and destroying hope. She is convincing the blobfish to rally against Queen Blobfish. She is also encouraging D.E.A.T.H. Iver Frashier has stated, “She is undoing all of the work that I have done. I will never give into her ways. I will be loyal to Queen Blobfish until the very end.” Other blobfish agree, but many homes are getting destroyed. This is not good at all. She is also ambushing trains. They are tilting sideways, as Evelyn is placing pennies on the railroad tracks. Somebody needs to get this hobo under control. She is starting a gang of hobos, and society could soon collapse at this rate.

Georgia Grissom has now also been confirmed as a hobo. However, unlike her sister, she is helping Mustachia. She is giving frogs cheese, and helping with some science. She is also helping rebuild structures from war damage. She is also starting a gang of hobos to conquer Evelyn Grissom’s gang. Experts expect there to be a hobo war after the Gordian war is over. Georgia is helping to raise money for the war and for tophatians everywhere, she has even donated her life savings. AKA $2.5 billion, Queen blobfish is very thankful for her. Georgia is trying to make 90.3 trillion dollars by selling her house, clothes, and food. She now lives in a potato sack in hopes to raise the money needed. She even sold her sister, although the buyer is disappointed as Evelyn cannot be found. She has also robbed her sister. She found $8.5 zillion dollars in a safe she cracked open using the potato sack.

Now that Evelyn has been determined alive she will be drafted into the Tophatian army. We are organizing a search party right now. 2.5 billion dollars is offered as a reward for finding her. Dead or alive. Preferably dead or alive, as not a lot of people like her and hate her. DEAD not alive the buyer wants to hang her on their wall. welp. She also needs to be found before there is a hobo war and society collapses. Buyer states “I’ve paid good money! I deserve her dead body hanging on my wall fo me to look at every morning!”

Thanks to Helpful Hobo georgia and her donation of $8.5 Zillion blobfishia is now prosperous and can continue funding the war. Queen Blobfish stated, “We cannot thank Georgia enough. I hope that her gang wins the hobo war, and we shall help them as much as we can. I cannot be in a better mood today. Seriously. I just had a big cheese wheel to celebrate.”

Wilbur Mozzarella has also now also been confirmed as a hobo. He has now joined Georgia’s gang of hobos. He is still dedicated to MOZZARELLA, although he is now a hobo. He is still going to the MOZZARELLA facility to help from time to time. He has stated, “If society is going to collapse, I want to be on the right side when it happens.” Many agree with this statement, have of the country are now becoming hobos and joining Georgia. Many hope to win the Gordium war before the hobo war breaks out.

Because of the cheese meteor that took out all of the houses in Tophatia everyone is a hobo, but Froato has outlawed it. Our work around is to declare the woods your home, therefore you are not a hobo because you have a home. Another problem is all the hobos named hobo. They will need to change their name in court.

Tophatian officials have decided not to deal with the hobo situation until the gordium war is over. They state “we can’t deal with this right now, but we will help after we win this war! (hopefully)”

Until now, being a hobo is Blobfishia has been widely frowned upon. Now, thanks to Georgia Grissom, Queen Blobfish has seen that there are indeed good hobos, and she has now legalized it. Being a hobo is now becoming more and more popular in Blobfishia, although many blobfish are rallying against her thanks to Evelyn.

Conflicts are escalating between hobo gangs led by Evelyn and Georgia Grissom. It is not a war yet, but there have been some scuffles between the two groups. No fatalities have occured yet. However, officials would like to stop the rising conflict before the two gangs go to full out war. They also unfortunately cannot do anything to stop it. Evelyn has caused many blobfish to lose hope and turn against Queen Blobfish, while Georgia has renewed hope. Blobfish are also getting brainwashed into joining Evelyn’s gang because they are drinking a gallon of Milk, It’s Refreshing. Fires are breaking out and destruction is happening because of Evelyn’s gang, while Georgia’s gang is working to repair the damage.

Mustachia raids the Milk company after finding out that the milk in it is tainted with brainwashing microbes. After raiding the Milk factories and buildings around the nation, they realised that there was a microb that would go to the brain through the bloodstream to infect the host with increased gullibleness. Then, Evelyn made sure that the next thing they see is a sign to follow her, they then would by loyal for life. Mustachia’s science team is working day and night to find a fix for the side effect, but to no avail.  After searching throught the camera footage, they found that Evelyn Grissom was the sole person responsible for the tainted milk. Milk is now facing severe financial crisis from all the accusations. Mustachia has tried protecting Milk, as they had no say, but cannot deny that none of the workers who saw Evelyn reported anything. Milk has declared bankruptcy and many investors have pulled from the Milk industry. Expert economists have predicted that Milk will collapse completely or become a puppet company for a larger corporation by next year. Milk, one of the leading companies in the Tophat archipelago has fallen down in mere days from one legal dispute. However, the Milk brainwashing has come to an ends.  The current CEO has been fired for letting such a catastrophic event to unfold. And, the new CEO has become an AI first company due to many people quitting and no one attempting to join. With this new decision, there have been multiple major mistakes in the company, resulting in many of the AI models to be shut down. And, with gaps of job listings, Milk is no longer sold in stores, and the websites have all shut down, Milk is now feeding only on the money they earned from their prime life, all because of Evelyn. This tragedy has also caused many of the workers to become hobos, as they no longer have any source of income, so, with one move of Evelyn Grissom, many were brainwashed for life, tore down the leading company in the Tophatian archipelago, and nearly doubled the Hobo Hellraisers.

A hobo war between Evelyn’s gang and Georgia’s gang is on the verge of breaking out. Blobfishia says that they will not take part in this was if it happens, and they will not support either side, despite Georgia’s donations. Blobfishia says that they are too deep in debt to participate. However, a few Blobfishian citizens are joining the gangs.

It has been revealed what this mysterious [the hand] is. It is indeed a secret hobo gang that is on neither side. They want to work on bringing down both gangs. They are a very secretive gang, with very few people. They mainly hideout on the forest of Tiny Island. They do missions in secret. They lurk in the shadows, spying on the the other gangs. They then strike in the dead of night. They do relatively small things at a time, like stealing a few weapons from the other gangs. Most of the time they do not notice them striking. They are a little bit like the Right Arm from the Death Cure. They are a secret resistance gang of hobos.

[the hand's] new motto is “I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” They took this from hobo.com

The hobo gang called The Hand remains neutral, not siding with Georgia or Evelyn’s hobo gang. Some believe that they are not neutral, they are just on their own side. Experts agree. They are targeting both of the gangs. Although this gang is made up of mostly Blobfishians, Queen Blobfish will not side with them. She has stated, “I told you in previous articles that I am siding with Georgia’s gang. It seems to me that The Hand is just causing more chaos. I refuse to side with them.” Citizens in Blobfishia agree, and they are starting to display Georgia’s gang’s colors. Meanwhile, Evelyn’s gang is causing a complete ruckus in Blobfishia. They have lifted a lot of their efforts off of other countries in the Tophatian Region, and are now mainly focusing on Blobfishia, as Evelyn doesn’t like that they are supporting Georgia’s gang and displaying her colors. Her gang is destroying the flags that support Georgia’s gang, and the city of Aihcatsum has been evacuated because of the riots. However, The Hand is working to take back Aihcatsum and is taking care of the Blobfishian citizens that are homeless because the city was evacuated 

Mustachia has started to pressing down on Evelyn’s hobo gang, attempting to rid them completely out of Mustachia. They have started to raid many known and even suspected hobo buildings. Mustachia has started to capture hobos and interrogate them. Mustachia has managed to greatly reduce Evelyn’s hobo gang. Mustachia is also attempting to decrease poverty rates by granting benefits to charity and non-profit organizations who attempt to reduce poverty. Mustachia has managed to turn itself from a 3rd world country due to the poverty rate, to a 2nd world country, making it a more civilized country. Mustachia has also used it’s new boost of money and people ready to get a job and browsing listings to make new and better tourist attractions, even more increasing it’s money rate. Mustachia is now gaining money exponentially, with an expected 35% poverty rate. Mustachia is also rich with new jobs, causing more people to move to Mustachia in search of jobs. Mustachia is doing really well increasing it’s Economy, Navy, Trade, and resources thanks to attempting to reduce hotile hobo gangs.

Mustachia is trying to lower the poverty rate and have a goal of 1st world country. Mustachia, although they acknowledge Georgia’s help, think that Georgia’s gang could be a decent portion of the homeless population. So, Mustachia is assisting Georgia’s gang. Musachia will not kick out Georgia’s gang, but make sure that none of the people are hobos. They have been doing this by granting benefits and giving discounts for all of Georgia’s hobos. This has helped Mustachia lower the poverty rate to 20%, a great achievement for Mustachia. Mustachia will then start going against Evelyn’s negative presence.

Wilbur Mozzarella is now a part of The Hand, and he has left Georgia’s gang. Wilbur believes that by being a part of The Hand, he can get justice for Bobo being injured by the Gordians. Wilbur has stated, “Justice for Bobo!” as he charged into a battle involving some Gordians that broke out of the prisoner camp. No one was fatally wounded in the battle. Wilbur also found a huge stash of money on Tiny Island, and it is believed that it was D.E.A.T.H.’s secret stash of money in case they got robbed. Wilbur donated all of the money he found to Blobfishia, and it was enough to bring Blobfishia out of debt. It was quite an impressive stash of money that the young hobo found.