We the frogs of Mustachia, in order to form a more perfect union, ensure a safe life for all, protect the frogs from harm, and promote the general welfare, have ordered this constitution aside from the Cheesetitution unless taking legal action against someone that uses the Cheesetitustion.. All legislative powers will be in charge of the legislative branch in which they chall legislate laws and congress our great country. The executive branch has been given control of enforcing the laws of the executive branch onto the citizens of Mustachia. They chall interpret the laws however they please. The military will be in the hands of the executive branch. The judicial branch has been given all governmental arguments.The judicial branch chall define laws and eliminate any unjust and cruel actions of the other 2 branches.

The citizens of the United Frogs of Mustachia chall follow any laws set upon them by congress following the ruling of the executive branch, and listening to any one judge of the judicial branch. The frogs shall NOT be requires to eat 1 wheel of cheese each month and NOT required to own thy required livestock. This will not apply to any immigrating Blobfishians or Tophatians unless told so by the current President of Mustachia with a signed executive order. The frogs must also follow curfew of Mustachia to avoid drying up.

Mustachia will NOT go back to any fo the parts of the original Chessetituiton unless the imperfections applied are changed

All frogs must not do too much harm to another frog. The amount of harm that is too much is defined by the Judicial Branch and any frogs breaking this law will be sent to The waters of vortexia, Mustachia’s greatest Vortex. This vortex has been spinning sense Mustachia’s discovery and has proven lethal to everyone who enters it. The only exception is Frotato, for that is his reason for being elected to Mustachia. He went into the waters to save a group of tourists and was successful. The frogs of Mustachia . Also, all Mustachians, by Frotato’s recent declare, must leave and never join the TIU., for he says that it goes against Tophatia’s peacefulness. This has led him to declare all of Mustachia neutral, meaning that they will NEVER go into violent afairs unless provocted first. The Mustachians have declared their independence from Mustachia and will now live by their own individual constitution