Speech from Mayor Smiley McCheese Regarding THEIF!

Hello fellow Tophatians. This tragedy has caused peril through out our great nation. We will not let this affect us for we are a strong and Beautiful island filled with amazing people, penguins, frogs, and Blobfish. We will not let this affect us because are we weak? Those of us who believe this shall be wrong, for we are not weak we are STRONG and we will NEVER BACK DOWN. This country knows that I do not speak lies, for I am a truthful man and I live by the law and I have respect for the authorities. [Intermission] Now have any of you thought about the Olden Days? Were we would make our own cheese from cows that lived in the south? Those days are considered gone, but they are really just forgotten. People forgot how easy it used to be to just make cheese. I am proud that we made machines to do it for us but I still believe that if this ever happened again that we would go back to when it was easier. Those times have come again and I think we should come back in time to the healthy and strong Tophatia I know and love. Can we do this and complete this longing for cheese we all have? These questions can only be answered by one, and thats you. You have the power, and I believe in a strong Union, one we can trust. Can we do that?